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TRANSPORTATION
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We've updated our "big" rides. Used to was we had pickups, like Luis's short wheelbase Chevy, and my way-too-long wheelbase Ford. The nice thing is, of course, you can slam your ATV in the back, cinch it down, and be off. Drive until you're afraid of getting the truck stuck, pop out on the ATV's like a couple of TIE fighters squirting out of the Death Star. There's only so many people you can cram into a pickup, unless you have a crew-cab, whose wheelbase is so long as to make it worthless for even rudimentary off-roading. A pickup is a pretty specialized vehicle, and if you're not hauling stuff at least 25% of the time, you kinda wonder, after a while, why you're driving it. Considering the fact that we do most of our exploration on ATV's, we had to have a way to transport them. If you can't carry them, you have to pull them. To pull them you have to have a trailer. This is a pain, but then you are freed from having to drive a vehicle whose sole purpose is to carry cargo. After failing to convince our wives that we should be able to buy two Unimogs, we upgraded our transportation to evil Sport Utility Vehicles. Luis, always jealous of the superiority of my Ford over his Chevy, purchased an Explorer; while I, realizing the shortcomings of FoMoCo products, went with a Trail Rated™ Jeep Cherokee. We can put both our ATV's on my spanking new Forgotten Nevada Quad Transport Platform Now our wives are happy because they can go get groceries when it snows and not have to put them in the back of the bed- we have a dry windless place to curl up if we get stuck or lost, better gas mileage in these days of $3.00+ a gallon gas, and I'm sure it ticks off a tree-hugger or two because we have SUV's, not stopping to realize that the pickups were far, far worse. |
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During our explorations
we've found that there are numerous places where a truck just can't go.
Or maybe your truck is a daily driver and you don't want to risk your
ride to work by pushing it through Washout Canyon. In that case, you can
off load your ATV and go just about anywhere. We stick to roads and trails because [cough] we're adults and it's the responsible thing to do. Believe me, the "roads" we've been on are challenge enough- there have been a few times we wondered if we were going to make it back. Bob rides an Arctic
Cat 500 Manual 4WD ATV water-cooled 4 stroke shaft-drive. It can carry
lots of goodies and go many places, but there is a weight penalty- it
weighs almost 650 pounds. Lots of ground clearance, though- enough to
pass over a cinderblock. Luis gets by on his new[ish] Polaris 500 4WD. 4 stroke, water-cooled, automatic transmission, shaft drive. He got tired of riding his little 2WD 325 chain drive, but mainly he wanted to be more like me- and who doesn't? I don't have a picture of it so I stole one of the net and slapped it on top of his old picture. He got the Winchester Edition, but it didn't come with a gun, so what's the point? Ride responsibly. The last thing I need is to have some rancher tell me I can't ride here any more because some drunk pinhead was out on an ATV tearing things up. |
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Since we are True Twenty-First Century Men, we don't walk when we can ride. However, some of the places we've gone would be perfect for hiking, and I suspect that you'd want a pair of genuine hiking boots instead of steel-toed wonders. Whatever you wear, make sure they're comfy, because it's a long walk home. |
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Even the most basic GPS will save you hours of walking or riding up the wrong canyon, following the wrong road, or looking for that special site. They can be had for about a hundred bucks, and you really should think about getting one. I started out with a Magellan 315 and worked my way to a Garmin Extrex Vista. You can upload way points and routes from your computer mapping program into the unit, and download where you've been when you get back. So, if you find Chuck's Lost Silver Mine you can mark it in the GPS, and know exactly how to find it next week when you return with your dynamite and shovel. The Etrex Vista model allows you to upload USGS maps to the unit, so you can actually follow your progress on the map. I will warn you that it's really really dangerous to try to watch where you're going on the map and not watch the road. Always stop before you look at your GPS. Luis wasn't impressed until the road we were on vanished, as they sometimes do, and I was able to take the GPS and walk through the saplings and brush to where the road was hidden. Very handy device. |
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| PDA | |
The only problem is, while the GPS is made to ride clamped to your handlebars out in the wind and the rain and the dust, the PDA is a Delicate Thing that must remain tucked safely in the confines of your zipped and padded camera bag, taken out only when you require a larger and more colorful view of where you are, then returned to its safe little cocoon before anything happens to it. On the other hand, you can use it to record things like notes, voice clips, and even entertain yourself with a game while you're waiting for... uh... something. |
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| Protection | |
Of course, when we leave on a trip I have to promise Luis's wife that I'll take care of him and bring him back safe and sound. The environment in which we travel is fraught with danger, and there have been several times when I was glad I was armed. Although I'm sure those two liquored-up cowboys really did just want to show us the historical aspects of their respective bunkhouses, having my fingers curled around the Pachmayr grips of my S&W Model 19 as we declined their offer gave me a warm, fuzzy feeling those crocked cowpunchers would never know. While an old-fashioned wheel-gun has it's advantages, there's nothing like a good old-fashioned Model 1911 in .45 caliber to make you feel all warm and snuggly. Developed as a revolver replacement way back in 1911 by firearms genius John Moses Browning, this version with a shorter barrel has a few amenities and improvements over the 93 year old design, but it's basically the same gun. Interestingly, while it is no longer the official sidearm of the U.S. military, having switched over to the 9mm Berreta in 1985 to keep our NATO buddies happy- it is still used by special operations units of the U.S. Army, Navy, Marine Corps, the FBI, and other agencies. |
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The GMRS radios often tend to cover FRS frequencies as well. We usually use a pair of FRS radios to communicate truck-to-truck on the way out to the site, and then strap on the GMRS radios once we're on the quads. Sometimes we wonder what it would be like to come across a band of 1850's immigrants while riding on our ATVs, guided by our GPS and PDA, talking on our GMRS, looking for a place to eat our MRE's.
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